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There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.
Just don’t give it to babies and small children especially raw, okay? Okay. Carry on.
i dont even like honey and i suddenly like honey
Also!!! If you have seasonal allergies, buying local honey from a farmers market or something can help tone down your allergies! The honey is made from bees in your area that have been pollinating with those same flowers and plants that are making your nose try to kill you! So by eating local honey, you automatically have a natural immunization against your seasonal allergies!
Honey also makes a really good sweetener, especially for tea. Put a bit in and it really enhances the flavour.
If you ‘don’t like honey’, try honey made from specific flower varieties! Clover honey is the most common, but things like wildflower honey, sage honey, etc all are out there, and whatever the bees got the honey from lends a little bit of different flavor! I’m a huge fan of sage honey, myself.
(I even had poison ivy honey once and it was legit as fuck.)
Wait honey tastes different depending on the FLOWER?? I gotta buy some more honey!
actually the only way in which honey can go bad is if it comes in contact (and stays in contact) with water. if water gets inside the jar, the honey is doomed to be infested with bacteria. so always close the honey container if you value your life
UGH RAW HONEY IS THE BEST, I hate the taste of processed honey but oh my god if i go to one of the hippie stores and get some raw clover honey it’s gone in a week (i’d mention other flavours) (but it’s almost always clover) (which is cool, u know, clover honey is delicious) (super curious about the other ones though)
NEXT TIME YOU THINK SOMETHING SHOULD BE SIGNAL BOOSTED BECAUSE IT’S TALKING ABOUT WHAT NOT TO DO ON THE ROAD OR HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU’RE ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHECK THIS WEBSITE
BECAUSE COUGH CPR CAN KILL YOU
THE BLOODS DO NOT HAVE AN INITIATION RITUAL THAT INVOLVES KILLING EVERYONE WHO FLASHES THEIR HEADLIGHTS
AND YOU’RE A GULLIBLE GRUBLOAF WHO SHOULD BECOME VERY FAMILIAR WITH SNOPES.COM VERY QUICKLY
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without auto tune.
GOD THIS VERSION IS SO MUCH BETTER??????????????
why would you change it
sometimes if you vomit enough rainbow and explanation marks it does make a difference!!!!
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
It was actually “God Be Wy You” and that “16th century asshole” was Shakespeare.
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE???
IT’S LIKE HOW “GOD” is in words like Adiós, Addio, Adieu etc
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…
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